Tumblr Blaze is very good because tumblr correctly deduced that if they ran a real advertising service using targeted demographics we’d have burnt this site to the ground, but ALSO correctly deduced that we would be overjoyed to collectively pay large amounts of money to spread shitposts onto completely random dashes in a delighted flurry of slightly malicious mischief. You really do gotta hand it to em on this one, A+ problem solving.
alexa slap this ass
so proud to be part of a generation where your hogwarts house counts as a valid part of your personality description
i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
unmute
I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life.
I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”
are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”
By Allah, not on this post you don’t
Truthfully, I got into acting because I wanted to be in Star Wars — as a child I desperately wanted to leave our galaxy and spend the rest of my life onboard the Millennium Falcon. Things came crashing down when I realized my life goal was ever so slightly unrealistic; the next best thing was to become an actor. — Rahul Kohli
Reblogged from pikamans
Dolphins in False Bay, South Africa